you get to be the fat boomer with a special ops beard who gets to brag to his fellow walmart employees about his time in the sandbox

exactly

p comfy tbh

The other boomers wont have a pen ink spartan tattoo though

Hey at least u got that deployment

Laughs in boat

i didn't know you could audibly laugh while sucking a dick

I'm surprised my MOS deploys to Afghanistan so often

*Laughs in submarine with new boyfriend* @dubspepper

i guess they teach that in the navy

Boyfriends* have a little faith

Allah will smite all of you

True true

This is haram

inshallah

Im gunning for navo so ill need many to get anywhere

There is no god here. Only me and the science that created combat gauze

☪ ☪ 😤 😤

@Volganator Allah willed combat gauze into existence

Come to your nearest mosque to learn more

Moses took dense fabric and parted it a little in a cross hatch pattern

pbuh

hemostatic agents are a product of allah's divine cum

And on the fifth day the little medic “tactically acquired” the promised Cotten from satans storeroom

Because he didn't want to write another memo no doubt

Nah I hear he just has a budding klepto problem

He keeps muttering something about killing so many ppl during big igloo?

Now thats <@&559951530955112458> worthy

kek

volga is the least atf person talking right now

I needed a new unit patch and i went to stores and asked for one and could see with my mk1 eyeball a box filled with them and he said that its a controlled item and i need to go through my chain to request one. I then found out why mine got stolen in the first place

any mention of TFD speak is grounds for <@&559951530955112458>

boogerlube is TFD?

yeah

boogaloo speak has been around for a long ass time

Its heavily associated with them

unless you're specifically talking about the joke mispronounciations

all of it

oh yeah that shit got cringe p quick

still good for a laugh occasionally tho