Message from @dubspepper
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damn nigga
boutta sign a contract
the VA is pretty nice depending on where you are
ofc its going to be shitty if you live in the middle of nowhere
just like everyone else's medical crap there
hang on
>commissioned through rotc scholarship: yes
Yes
I’m going to claim ED so I get the easy ~15% disability
Why would that matter? There are just as many incompetent morons coming out of West Point and schools like it
kek
>he actually planned to end up in the army
cringe
I won't end up being middle aged and wondering why I didn't do anything cool with my life
you get to be the fat boomer with a special ops beard who gets to brag to his fellow walmart employees about his time in the sandbox
exactly
p comfy tbh
The other boomers wont have a pen ink spartan tattoo though
Hey at least u got that deployment
i didn't know you could audibly laugh while sucking a dick
I'm surprised my MOS deploys to Afghanistan so often
*Laughs in submarine with new boyfriend* @dubspepper
i guess they teach that in the navy
Boyfriends* have a little faith
Allah will smite all of you
True true
This is haram
inshallah
Im gunning for navo so ill need many to get anywhere
There is no god here. Only me and the science that created combat gauze
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@Volganator Allah willed combat gauze into existence
Come to your nearest mosque to learn more
Moses took dense fabric and parted it a little in a cross hatch pattern
pbuh
hemostatic agents are a product of allah's divine cum
And on the fifth day the little medic “tactically acquired” the promised Cotten from satans storeroom
Because he didn't want to write another memo no doubt
Nah I hear he just has a budding klepto problem