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Cat to soft
<3 my ach tho
Y tho
You find yourself that much faster with a sof t?
Handy dandy hook mechanism, and metal stick
@PunishedSmug Where are your ARC rails, bud?
<:sirsmirk:559943866774716429>
You ever broken or seen a cat windless break?
@Lapland <:sirsmirk:559943866774716429>
I haven’t really noticed a big difference in application speed
Only dudes who I see shill sof ts cuz of "muh metal windless" are tards like donut operator
@franknotcreep nope. Only ever heard of it in rare cases.
I'm in no way trying to say cats aren't good to go. They definitely are good to go.
So mostly the hook deal then?
Just use your belt as a tourniquet
Big brain move
Just hold your breath
Just stop your heart tbh
Blood doesn’t pump if you don’t breathe
Just stick your finger in the hole
Can't lose blood if you stop your heart beating
I switched everything over to swat t. I saved so much money!
Stick your buddy’s finger in the hole
@franknotcreep
Yes
Just👏 don't 👏 get 👏 shot👏
Stick your finger in your buddies hole
EZ
Just take everything out of your ifak and replace it with tampons
Problem solved
TQfags btfo
I haven't done any self application drills with a sof t so idk if it's easier or not
Just die
End the endless gear acquisition meta
Can’t
If you run out of gear to aquire you die
This is documented fact
Now that I think about it, self applying with one hand could be problematic with the sof t. Requires more testing.
It’s like that episode of power puff girls
With the collector
<:cdk:559943710536761344> and 🛋 are lonely up there
Eventually you’ll have to collect GT himself