SOFTT is nice, but I have too many CATs to switch

Wait are you swtiching cat to soft t or sof t to cat?

Cat to soft

<3 my ach tho

Y tho

You find yourself that much faster with a sof t?

Handy dandy hook mechanism, and metal stick

@PunishedSmug Where are your ARC rails, bud?

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You ever broken or seen a cat windless break?

@Lapland <:sirsmirk:559943866774716429>

I haven’t really noticed a big difference in application speed

Only dudes who I see shill sof ts cuz of "muh metal windless" are tards like donut operator

@franknotcreep nope. Only ever heard of it in rare cases.

I'm in no way trying to say cats aren't good to go. They definitely are good to go.

So mostly the hook deal then?

Just use your belt as a tourniquet

Big brain move

Just hold your breath

Just stop your heart tbh

Blood doesn’t pump if you don’t breathe

Just stick your finger in the hole

Can't lose blood if you stop your heart beating

It’ll stop eventually

I switched everything over to swat t. I saved so much money!

Stick your buddy’s finger in the hole

@franknotcreep
Yes

Just👏 don't 👏 get 👏 shot👏

Stick your finger in your buddies hole

EZ

Just take everything out of your ifak and replace it with tampons

Problem solved

TQfags btfo

I haven't done any self application drills with a sof t so idk if it's easier or not

Just die

End the endless gear acquisition meta

Can’t

If you run out of gear to aquire you die

This is documented fact

Now that I think about it, self applying with one hand could be problematic with the sof t. Requires more testing.

It’s like that episode of power puff girls

With the collector