Message from @fjogert

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2019-11-09 03:07:53 UTC  

Probably cause they train for it

2019-11-09 03:07:57 UTC  

Have you not heard of the time the atf chucked a flash bang through a window and it landed in a baby crib @CTL? I can't recall if the baby died or just got burned.

2019-11-09 03:08:07 UTC  

The best time to go in with a flashbang is as its going

2019-11-09 03:08:08 UTC  

flashbangs don't work like call of duty or counter strike

2019-11-09 03:08:46 UTC  

I thought they packed enough punch to render you deaf for life and maim you if you got too close.

2019-11-09 03:08:51 UTC  

No retard

2019-11-09 03:09:06 UTC  

I mean yeah if you're touching it or actually get hit in the head with it

2019-11-09 03:09:07 UTC  

Huh. Wonder where I heard that from then.

2019-11-09 03:09:27 UTC  

Flash-bang babies

2019-11-09 03:09:27 UTC  

Fuck it was probably reddit. I deserve that.

2019-11-09 03:10:46 UTC  

Might need to speed up the bag of glue lads

2019-11-09 03:10:50 UTC  

dumbass didn't have hardline pro

2019-11-09 03:11:06 UTC  

little bros sunglasses blew up there

2019-11-09 03:12:03 UTC  

they're pretty loud but just as loud as shooting a rifle indoors

2019-11-09 03:15:37 UTC  

UCP era was truly the golden age

2019-11-09 03:15:53 UTC  

Need to get a solid bladder for my pack, next step

2019-11-09 03:18:34 UTC  

Why solid?

2019-11-09 03:20:01 UTC  

Holds my dehydrated water dumbass

2019-11-09 03:21:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/642564422463651840/image0.jpg

2019-11-09 03:21:45 UTC  

@CTL that guy standing in the doorway and just weakly lobbing the flash gets me every time

2019-11-09 03:22:43 UTC  

they're not much louder than a gunshot indoors

2019-11-09 03:22:46 UTC  

so if you're wearing ear pro

2019-11-09 03:23:37 UTC  

>Not putting dehydrated milk in your bladder

How are you alive?

2019-11-09 03:24:42 UTC  

dehydrated milk is stored in the balls

2019-11-09 03:25:03 UTC  

@fjogert I hate you homosexuals so much

2019-11-09 03:25:09 UTC  

🔪 🏳️‍🌈

2019-11-09 03:25:11 UTC  

>implying I’m a homosexual

2019-11-09 03:25:21 UTC  

☝ 👳

2019-11-09 03:25:28 UTC  

we were telling newfag to post ass and I told him to send it straight to you

2019-11-09 03:25:45 UTC  

Cool story bro

2019-11-09 03:25:52 UTC  

yeah I know right

2019-11-09 03:28:36 UTC  

Zoomers don't remember

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/642566177696251935/1573268799220.png

2019-11-09 03:28:52 UTC  

A classic

2019-11-09 03:28:56 UTC  

I remember

2019-11-09 03:29:03 UTC  

While technically zoom

2019-11-09 03:29:06 UTC  

I member.

2019-11-09 03:31:20 UTC  

Always was confused as to why she was wearing that thing on her nipple.

2019-11-09 03:31:39 UTC  

If it was staged, it's dumb. If it wasn't, it looks uncomfortable.

2019-11-09 03:31:40 UTC  

Because it was planned

2019-11-09 03:31:46 UTC  

Because it weren't no malfunction