Gentlemen

I’ve come to say the n word

My name faggot

Get ready

Mute me for now there’s a tornado drill on

Nvm I just turned it off

Anyone play rugby

Luv you too daddy

why am i muted

i got rid of that

how do i unmute then

i did that my man it's unchecked

i got rid of that yeeyee ass mic my man unmute me

it's not me that's muting me it's just this server

youve deafened me

why have i been muted again tf

ok someone is taking the piss now

OH IT WASNT ME IMAGINE THAT

id fuck the shit out of a ladyboy

full homo i dont give a shit

why is it pinging me constantly? theres no @everyone s like i dont get it

Hol up what range has crab legs

Oof alright

My boy

My maverick and my cat for bribe’s sake

No plate carrier yet I’m afraid

Clays?

Ignore I’m shooting clays with buckshot I’m that good

Do they not count?

Helmet?

My maverick 88 I slapped two Benjamins on the counter and walked out with with a quick John Hancock

No?

Tyfys?

Idk what else ‘gear’ means

Tf you mean

Does the helmet count or no? You said ‘nope’ I don’t know what else ‘gear’ could possibly mean

Me?

What did I do

I am supremely confused

Can’t they take a 9mm round?

So it’s not *useless*

Something to throw up in when you have too many white claws at the very least

Is that not the boogaloo meme drink? Monster energy zero ultra and white claws?

Or just pour vodka in the monster I mean

Ok ATF

I’ve been trying

A Slav boomer what a fucking concept

‘These aks are too unreliable, I prefer a good mosin’

I don’t watch football lol sorry

Monster is for tops bang is for bottoms change my mind

...

/k why?

Hol up he was being serious when he said post ass

Who?

Why?

Did I miss something? Did I commit some faux pas I’m unaware of?

I am so fucking confused

Does a helmet not count @fjogert

You don’t want to see my ass son you’ll get ptsd

I thought I had this, it was buried in my closet lol. Some radio shit what I think is a chest/waist rig honestly I’m not sure it was at an estate sale in a box labeled “Milsurp shit”.

Listen dickhead if you want nudes hit up my Venmo like everyone else

Listen fiddle I can’t help my genes

I was told specifically not to

Benny

I am not posting my ass son it won’t happen calm down

What about the chest rig does that count?

Yeah it’s massive

The first straight answer I’ve received thank you @CTL

My bank’s closed but in the morning I’ll deposit some money, there’s some shit on Amazon I actually have been looking at

Nah son

Ah fuck off

I’m marred by the blue nick what a cursed existence I lead

The box was $10 lol I don’t think they knew what was in there

But I get your point, the main thing keeping me from it is cost

Hoodie? Good for blizzards I would’ve froze to death without it back in 2010

There’s a thin line between sarcasm and retardation and I built my homestead on it

Actually it’s Taco Bell, I asked for “a fuck load of diablo sauce” then I saw her putting massive handfulls in and I was in love

It used to be twice as full

The cat’s name is Rhonda, her sister’s name is Misha. Rhonda Rousby and Misha Tay were fighting the night we got them so that’s what we named them

Fucking everything, lasagna Burger King tacos whatever calls for more flavor

Yep

You should’ve seen the manager’s face when I walked in with that

Here’s Misha

I will fill your sinuses with urine you fucking degenerate

There’s this new thing called washing your hands

But I do after cleaning the shit box which is where it comes from so

Might need to speed up the bag of glue lads

YALL

WTF IS GOING ON IN NEW YORK

Piss off

I could tell

The glowing ones are spreading bullshit

Yeah there’s a lot of bullshit fog of war we still need to keep on this in case it kicks off and we get ERPO’d in our sleep