Message from @Plzen

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2019-11-15 05:04:36 UTC  

Loose shit in an airplane will always find the best place to fuck everything up

2019-11-15 05:04:52 UTC  

it's just a lab for college
Ironically today we went to clear things up with the prof. and the dumbasses who fucked up were right behind us

2019-11-15 05:05:03 UTC  

I heard a story of a f-22 having to do an emergency landing becuase a pen wouldn't let them throttle down from full after burner

2019-11-15 05:05:13 UTC  

Ah a lab

2019-11-15 05:05:53 UTC  

Hmm

2019-11-15 05:06:45 UTC  

There was one incident with a F-15 where somebody left either a tool or a bolt that jammed a stabilator in full elevation
Dude had to nosedive in order to avoid hitting the base housing

And as much as civilian pilots are jackasses, military pilots are cool and it definitely sucks to lose one

2019-11-15 05:07:14 UTC  

yeah I wanted to go be a pilot recruit

2019-11-15 05:07:25 UTC  

but then I realized I would get paid more in the civvie world

2019-11-15 05:07:38 UTC  

and then I realized I'd rather not be a pilot at all lol

2019-11-15 05:07:55 UTC  

At least I didn't realize that halfway through boot

2019-11-15 05:08:18 UTC  

Either way people are idiots and will definitely do shit that will either get themselves or others killed

2019-11-15 05:08:34 UTC  

Like one dude who didn't fucking deflate the tire when he was disassembling the wheel

2019-11-15 05:08:56 UTC  

lmao

2019-11-15 05:09:35 UTC  

ok well I'll get some hesco plates and stop being poor

2019-11-15 05:09:38 UTC  

hows that sound lads?

2019-11-15 05:09:57 UTC  

n

2019-11-15 05:10:02 UTC  

its a start

2019-11-15 05:10:02 UTC  

not good enough

2019-11-15 05:10:16 UTC  

Right

2019-11-15 05:10:24 UTC  

I'll go buy a rope and hang myself on live television

2019-11-15 05:10:24 UTC  

get TMC

2019-11-15 05:10:25 UTC  

hows that?

2019-11-15 05:10:28 UTC  

they literally can't sell chinkshit/ar500 plates cheap enough to be worth it over the cheapest 4400s

2019-11-15 05:10:29 UTC  

Strandhogg

2019-11-15 05:10:32 UTC  

make sure to use TMC rope

2019-11-15 05:10:33 UTC  

I just told you

2019-11-15 05:10:39 UTC  

Use shoe snakes

2019-11-15 05:10:56 UTC  

spiritus multicoom black shoelaces

2019-11-15 05:11:08 UTC  

bro that thing costs half my rent

2019-11-15 05:11:17 UTC  

cut me some slack

2019-11-15 05:12:05 UTC  

It’s the only way

2019-11-15 05:12:10 UTC  

stalk cgg

2019-11-15 05:12:10 UTC  

I’m sorry

2019-11-15 05:12:16 UTC  

If you're going that low on a budget then you really should kys

2019-11-15 05:12:16 UTC  

save $500 a month and you're g2g

2019-11-15 05:13:13 UTC  

I can save a lot of money

2019-11-15 05:13:22 UTC  

because the longer I live, the more money I spend

2019-11-15 05:13:23 UTC  

you won't have to pay rent when you hang urself with Spiritus Multicam Black™️ Shoe Snakes™️

2019-11-15 05:13:28 UTC  

exactly

2019-11-15 05:13:37 UTC  

buy once crye once

2019-11-15 05:13:38 UTC  

literally