aka less money

ez

Don’t spend a lot of money just eat better and go run

so like

here's the thing

you get a plate carrier as an obese nigga then lose some weight

suddenly ya shit dont fit no more

then you die

Same with a battle belt

so basically

get a nice hat

with a punisher logo

Couch to 5k seems like a popular program for novice runners

Eat some broccoli and get after it

That way even if the great bootylube doesn’t happen you won’t die of heart disease

>come to get gear advice

>get health advice instead

this is fine

fitness is gear

positively nobody looks good in gear as a fatty

you dont wanna be that guy

We can also give you some dating advice if you need it

nobody wants you to be that guy

we also do spiritual advice sometimes

BMI of 2😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

can i get diet advice

Cause uh

just don’t eat

Ngl i just pigged out on taco bell

eat less

i mean you wanna talk nylon thats fine but gear is just a force multiplier. if your base force is jack shit you're gonna have a bad time

yeah don’t do that

easy, replace bread with lettuce

stop drinking beer and soda

Drink more water

no shit every time i cut out beer and soda i lose 10-15lbs like lightning

drink water
less processed shit
maybe more meats
reduce sugar

lord i just fuckin love me some beer tho

liquor is keto tho!

bruh a block of lard is keto

is pussy keto nigga