Fuck the dakotas

stay on your side of the river

https://youtu.be/34LET9Pm_2A

God's Country is full

the only reason you look that far west is cowboy memes

Dude it's beyond gorgeous

midwest is where normal people live

SD might be acceptable, ND is haram

ND is cold fags being fags

coastal faggots are basically human simulacrums

facts

who parrot instagram and TV

Midwest is ok, but very flat

flat is good if you care about driving anywhere in a reasonable amount of time

mountain gang for life

okay have fun driving around that mountain retard

That's the point lmao

I'd rather not drive around that much

🤔

or have my home be that easy to get to

besides, if you don't own a cuckmobile it's doable

jeep gang

nigga colored

I would ideally like to never drive outside of my larp compound

but realistically I probably would have to for staples

and to go pick up mail and shit once a week

wdym staples?

like staple foods

oh

rice, beans, oatmeal, etc

this nigga eating beans

Hybrid + dual sport gang

based

dual sports are unbelievably based

the most redpilled motorized vehicle a person can own

and it kills the flatcuck

It's one of the last things I'd get rid of if I was broke

"y-you can't ride there!"

They'll bury me with my XR650

Fuck your curb, fuck your stairs, fuck your elevator, your median, and your embankment too.

Dual sports are tight