Very sad

Stalinism

So any of you guys doing anything nice for Christmas?

celebrating christ

Same

Sorry we only celebrate roman gods in this household

gay

cringe

Yikes

Saturnalia was a little while ago

Cool thing with roman gods

There's a reason why your island nation is falling apart

Theres lots of them

smh @ pagan larpers

Which means I can take many days off on religious grounds

@Beekeeper not my island

I'm not a citizen

Laziness is not tolerated here. We are hard working Christian men

Can you guys please cool it with the anti-semitic remarks?

yes we get it goyim, you like to squander your money on your fucking goy spawn

Huh?

and dance around a tree

and take off working for Schlomo for the day

Thank you for the proper use of pronouns

but please, yesterday was shabbat

and I already have to bear the sting of hearing "merry christmas" every time I go out to buy my daily bagel and kosher coffee

Does coffee have to be kosher

What's un kosher

It's literally just bean water

Please do not be insensitive to other cultures

No seriously

Idk how coffee ain't kosher

Because it's been prepared by ~~filthy fucking goyim~~ non-Jews

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_foods#Food_preparation_by_non-Jews

god educate yourself

http://www.ok.org/isitkosher/coffee-kosher-passover/

damn that bread looks good though

it's basically the process

which can contaminate it

Aah

Must suck because you can eat cheese