denial

When they come to take your tri-lobe bayonet

oh

The only true state is cascadia

But also Jefferson

Daily reminder Massachusetts is a commonwealth, not a state

They can burn in hell 😤

Common wealth?

Sounds like communism to me

It's far beyond that

Very sad

Stalinism

So any of you guys doing anything nice for Christmas?

celebrating christ

Same

Sorry we only celebrate roman gods in this household

gay

cringe

Yikes

Saturnalia was a little while ago

Cool thing with roman gods

There's a reason why your island nation is falling apart

Theres lots of them

smh @ pagan larpers

Which means I can take many days off on religious grounds

@Beekeeper not my island

I'm not a citizen

Laziness is not tolerated here. We are hard working Christian men

Can you guys please cool it with the anti-semitic remarks?

yes we get it goyim, you like to squander your money on your fucking goy spawn

Huh?

and dance around a tree

and take off working for Schlomo for the day

Thank you for the proper use of pronouns

but please, yesterday was shabbat

and I already have to bear the sting of hearing "merry christmas" every time I go out to buy my daily bagel and kosher coffee

Does coffee have to be kosher

What's un kosher

It's literally just bean water

Please do not be insensitive to other cultures

No seriously