Message from @Ja ha ja

Discord ID: 660709952284917770


2019-12-29 04:41:05 UTC  

oh my god listen to his voice

2019-12-29 04:41:17 UTC  

*Her*

2019-12-29 04:41:29 UTC  

mirin the bees doe

2019-12-29 04:41:58 UTC  

me too ngl

2019-12-29 04:42:01 UTC  

bees are gear

2019-12-29 04:42:21 UTC  

forgot to make mead for this winter 😔

2019-12-29 04:42:45 UTC  

@juniper hey, do you know joe?

2019-12-29 04:42:46 UTC  

rip

2019-12-29 04:43:19 UTC  

thats a fucking dick girl

2019-12-29 04:43:27 UTC  

@Rob you fucking faggot here's something to wank to

2019-12-29 04:43:51 UTC  

no its just a confused lad who got into his sisters clothing

2019-12-29 04:44:02 UTC  

lel

2019-12-29 04:46:39 UTC  

>misaki late and unfunny again

2019-12-29 04:50:54 UTC  

@CTL whats your usual batch

2019-12-29 04:51:25 UTC  

depends

2019-12-29 05:02:01 UTC  

idk who Joe is

2019-12-29 05:02:24 UTC  

oh the beestream

2019-12-29 05:02:34 UTC  

hope those cunts are doing ok

2019-12-29 05:02:45 UTC  

need a thermal scope to check on their status over winter

2019-12-29 05:04:16 UTC  

@juniper who's joe

2019-12-29 05:05:28 UTC  

Who put down a tranny spawner?

2019-12-29 05:05:54 UTC  

Gorka

2019-12-29 05:06:06 UTC  

@juniper answer me whore

2019-12-29 05:06:28 UTC  

idk who joe is who mentioned joe?

2019-12-29 05:06:32 UTC  

joe mama

2019-12-29 05:06:49 UTC  

Wow

2019-12-29 05:06:54 UTC  

Excellent performance

2019-12-29 05:20:55 UTC  

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused by the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Oregon to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. Amen

<@&559943777024737292> <@&558119990725705748> <@&559943292029239296> <@&559951530955112458> <@&558103330405220383>

2019-12-29 05:23:22 UTC  

I saw exactly 1.69420 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused by the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Oregon to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. Amen

<@&559943777024737292> <@&558119990725705748> <@&559943292029239296> <@&559951530955112458> <@&558103330405220383>

2019-12-29 05:25:29 UTC  

@PunishedSmug I got that GI sling and the tech sights you recommended for my 10/22. Hopefully I'll get to the range in a few days and try them out. Still have to punch the front sight out and put the new one in though. That will be fun without a vice.

2019-12-29 05:29:37 UTC  

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused by the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Oregon to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. Amen

<@&559943777024737292> <@&558119990725705748> <@&559943292029239296> <@&559951530955112458> <@&558103330405220383>

2019-12-29 05:52:43 UTC  

thank you for this blessed 27 seconds

2019-12-29 05:53:53 UTC  

Now I need to figure out how the fuck to save a video from twitter

2019-12-29 05:54:27 UTC  
2019-12-29 05:54:38 UTC  

thx

2019-12-29 05:57:45 UTC  

Security guard here. I'm as respectful as I can be and do my best to be kind and helpful to everyone I interact with. The bottom line is that people just don't like being told they can't do something. Whenever someone's butt hurt and having an attitude moment, in my head I'm internally imagining them screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" while patiently waiting for them to either get tired of using me as a surrogate for their deep seated issues with anything resembling an authority figure, fuck off, or do something I can fuck them up for. Unlike most security guards, my employer has my back if shit needs to get physical, and I'm packing in case something goes real wrong. I'd really prefer if you could find some other way to work through your issues if possible though. I did two tours in Iraq and I will absolutely fuck you up if I need to, but I'd prefer not to.

I always think of that old adage about how the way you treat people you don't need anything from reflects your character.
<@&558103330405220383> <@&558119990725705748> <@&559943777024737292> <@&559951530955112458> <@&559943292029239296> <@&559944144223469569>

2019-12-29 05:57:58 UTC  

Security guard here. I'm as respectful as I can be and do my best to be kind and helpful to everyone I interact with. The bottom line is that people just don't like being told they can't do something. Whenever someone's butt hurt and having an attitude moment, in my head I'm internally imagining them screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" while patiently waiting for them to either get tired of using me as a surrogate for their deep seated issues with anything resembling an authority figure, fuck off, or do something I can fuck them up for. Unlike most security guards, my employer has my back if shit needs to get physical, and I'm packing in case something goes real wrong. I'd really prefer if you could find some other way to work through your issues if possible though. I did two tours in Iraq and I will absolutely fuck you up if I need to, but I'd prefer not to.

I always think of that old adage about how the way you treat people you don't need anything from reflects your character.
<@&558103330405220383> <@&558119990725705748> <@&559943777024737292> <@&559951530955112458> <@&559943292029239296> <@&559944144223469569>

2019-12-29 05:58:09 UTC  

@Rob why do you never join voice anymore

2019-12-29 05:58:23 UTC  

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