ate some 5 day old fried rice and now I'm ripping ass

Sounds about right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWySUr0tIw

Back in high school, I used to jerk him with my hands
Now I hit that orgy sex with condoms in my hand
I did half a Xan, now I'm poundin' on my mans

why do niggas do xans

Because it gives you an excuse to have poor impulse control

just drink smh

not good for you either but less neurotoxic than b*nzos

Yeah but xans are like booze^2

how do you figure

Being fucked up on benzos is like being the most psychotic drink you’ve ever been x2

Someone fucked up on benzos is like a retard on a mission that they are prepared to accomplish at any cost

And if you get addicted to it stopping might kill you

I really don’t even know how the shit is legal

huh

I had a roommate with a xanax problem like 10 years ago

He stumbled out to his car one day and we had no idea where he was until he called my buddy from a pay phone in Pennsylvania

We lived in Illinois

sounds epic

wanna send me some

You used to be able to buy it from online pharmacies in like Fiji or something

Not sure if you still can

A different guy I knew with a benzo problem ended up in the psych ward for 3 weeks when he came off them

They thought he was schizophrenic because his hallucinations were so bad

@Adam the strongest letters are from the kids that havent learned how to read good yet

so marines?

no

they at least know how to color between the lines

Someone post that “have a good war” letter

We got a box of letters and one of the kids was like "sorry if any of your friends died. That sucks."

Kek

“Sorry some jodys fucking your gf while you’re stuck beating off in a 140 degree porta shitter for Israel”

I wouldn’t even be mad if some kid sent me that

Would it be equivalent exchange if Joe got to pound some IDF pussy

IDF be ugly af tho

Khazar milkers tho

Good rack can give like a +3 to a base score