Message from @ADamnFiddle

Discord ID: 664864341933424641


2020-01-09 05:11:33 UTC  

@Snibbler dip your hands in super glue for permanent gloves

2020-01-09 05:11:51 UTC  

ok

2020-01-09 05:23:00 UTC  

Just sell stolen military equipment and drugs like a true degenerate

2020-01-09 05:31:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/664702656148668452/salad.snake_82011579_576551459848024_3809167020130793505_n.mp4

2020-01-09 07:36:53 UTC  

>tfw walk into my buds place with my plate carrier and IFAK pouch to discuss shit with him

2020-01-09 07:37:02 UTC  

>turns out his new gf is there too

2020-01-09 07:37:21 UTC  

>end up spergering for over an hour with this chick in ear shot over gear

2020-01-09 07:37:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/664734530938339329/1567269548692.png

2020-01-09 07:43:44 UTC  

who cares

2020-01-09 08:20:30 UTC  

When the youngin's here get drafted in WW3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/664745302711861269/81768407_2896028420431177_1870363136767295488_o.png

2020-01-09 09:03:08 UTC  

<:think2:558149674419093514>

2020-01-09 12:23:48 UTC  

@Misaki Have you ever seen a girl before?

2020-01-09 12:28:59 UTC  

leave britney alone he is a young aspiring king

2020-01-09 15:43:41 UTC  

I was dating till a month ago

2020-01-09 16:00:25 UTC  

Women actually like it when you have interests you’re passionate about

2020-01-09 16:02:00 UTC  

If she’s strongly ideologically opposed to guns, she’s probably not right for you, so don’t worry too much about revealing your power level

2020-01-09 16:05:52 UTC  

Women dig a guy with a big yugioh collection

2020-01-09 16:13:31 UTC  

you probably don’t want to lead with that

2020-01-09 16:13:31 UTC  

Women love a guy who plays a sliver deck in 2020

2020-01-09 16:14:49 UTC  

Anyway, being embarrassed about hobbies is gay. Fuck a bitch

2020-01-09 16:17:58 UTC  

My ex wanted me to leave my gun in the car every time I went over to her apartment

2020-01-09 16:19:31 UTC  

My wife is utterly uninterested in guns, but she feels secure that I have them

2020-01-09 16:20:11 UTC  

If we’re out late she almost always asks if I’m carrying

2020-01-09 16:26:49 UTC  

It's great to have hobbies you're passionate about as long as it's not anime figurines. There's no getting around that by otherwise being a Chad

2020-01-09 16:27:15 UTC  

Yes there is

2020-01-09 16:27:46 UTC  

You pretty much have to be built like a brick shithouse or have piles of money to get around it

2020-01-09 16:27:48 UTC  

You think girls going to care if Chad Thundercock has an anime girl figurine collection in his rec room?

2020-01-09 16:28:09 UTC  

They do. They flip a 180 and peace out

2020-01-09 16:29:13 UTC  

Chad weebs aren’t that uncommon anymore

2020-01-09 16:29:19 UTC  

Shit even having a waifu pillow is something you can get away with, girls love to cuddle them

2020-01-09 16:29:50 UTC  

Guns are nbd at all, at least in the south

2020-01-09 16:30:04 UTC  

I work with a chad weeb actually

2020-01-09 16:31:45 UTC  

He watches a bunch of anime I’ve never ever heard of and has anime shit in his cube

2020-01-09 16:32:48 UTC  

But he’s chad enough to commit blatant sexual harassment and get away with it

2020-01-09 16:33:13 UTC  

It's only harassment if they don't like it

2020-01-09 16:33:19 UTC  

Exactly

2020-01-09 16:34:39 UTC  

I come across as normal and dateable but I have $6k worth of figurines and the display takes up a whole wall and girls just dip out

2020-01-09 16:41:52 UTC  

Maybe try to keep them out of your place until they get more attached to you

2020-01-09 17:06:25 UTC  

Or just sell them and get dual tubes in a couple years when I get tired of admiring them