Message from @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

Discord ID: 566358289181310997


2019-04-12 20:23:14 UTC  

and youre free

2019-04-12 20:23:17 UTC  

but pushing is bad

2019-04-12 20:23:25 UTC  

is it?

2019-04-12 20:23:27 UTC  

I didnt know

2019-04-12 20:23:31 UTC  

ye

2019-04-12 20:23:37 UTC  

if you strain you can pop a vessel

2019-04-12 20:23:50 UTC  

and then you get a perianal hematoma

2019-04-12 20:24:04 UTC  

whoa lad

2019-04-12 20:24:05 UTC  

good to know

2019-04-12 20:24:19 UTC  

its best to litrerally sit down and do nothing, just wait

2019-04-12 20:24:25 UTC  

I had such a thing twice

2019-04-12 20:24:28 UTC  

but for otehr reasons

2019-04-12 20:24:48 UTC  

learning new things everyday

2019-04-12 20:24:50 UTC  

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2019-04-12 20:24:52 UTC  

im not gonna push from now on

2019-04-12 20:24:58 UTC  

also

2019-04-12 20:25:01 UTC  

wipe from teh front

2019-04-12 20:25:10 UTC  

why is that

2019-04-12 20:25:14 UTC  

more precision

2019-04-12 20:25:16 UTC  

changed my life

2019-04-12 20:25:38 UTC  

ever had a little piece of poop entaglend in hair and accidentally squished when wiped

2019-04-12 20:25:42 UTC  

never happened to me again

2019-04-12 20:26:11 UTC  

but even regular shits are cleaned better that way

2019-04-12 20:26:21 UTC  

I'd rather take a shower

2019-04-12 20:26:25 UTC  

true

2019-04-12 20:26:42 UTC  

water is the only step up I think

2019-04-12 20:26:51 UTC  

I am too lazy for that

2019-04-12 20:31:51 UTC  

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2019-04-12 20:31:58 UTC  

WHITE POWER

2019-04-12 22:04:00 UTC  

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2019-04-13 12:53:37 UTC  

this

2019-04-13 12:53:42 UTC  

i will never forget them

2019-04-13 16:19:51 UTC  

that one in the middle is super qt

2019-04-13 17:11:57 UTC  

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2019-04-13 18:34:07 UTC  

nice definition of qtness prl

2019-04-14 12:16:13 UTC  

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2019-04-14 12:16:20 UTC  

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2019-04-14 12:16:30 UTC  

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2019-04-14 12:16:47 UTC  

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2019-04-14 12:17:31 UTC  

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2019-04-14 12:17:44 UTC  

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