Message from @Cryptid

Discord ID: 496429911246897154


2018-10-01 20:57:25 UTC  

so she saved me from an embarassing experience

2018-10-01 20:57:34 UTC  

i keep condoms in my wallet

2018-10-01 20:57:44 UTC  

who here ask friends for condoms because too autistic to go to gas station and ask

2018-10-01 20:57:46 UTC  

tbh

2018-10-01 20:57:51 UTC  

what is a phrase for that in english

2018-10-01 20:58:00 UTC  

when yo make a baby by accident and you didnt wan t to

2018-10-01 20:58:52 UTC  

also how many grills you've fucked already

2018-10-01 21:12:12 UTC  
2018-10-01 21:13:40 UTC  

im sorry

2018-10-01 21:13:56 UTC  

when you make a baby by accident and you didnt want to

2018-10-01 21:13:56 UTC  

Jesus, this story of yours

2018-10-01 21:13:59 UTC  

we just say its an accident

2018-10-01 21:14:00 UTC  

fuck off

2018-10-01 21:14:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/496429628450275329/sadcatformay.jpg

2018-10-01 21:14:08 UTC  

Imagine being cucked by a dude named cooper

2018-10-01 21:14:09 UTC  

ahahhaha

2018-10-01 21:14:46 UTC  

why is there a butter

2018-10-01 21:14:48 UTC  

on that cat

2018-10-01 21:14:51 UTC  

wtf?

2018-10-01 21:15:11 UTC  

i know

2018-10-01 21:15:14 UTC  

Deep fried butter on a cat

2018-10-01 21:15:15 UTC  

she took away my masculinity

2018-10-01 21:15:30 UTC  

thats the thing that bothers me

2018-10-01 21:15:34 UTC  

I was in control of that situation

2018-10-01 21:15:35 UTC  

cooper

2018-10-01 21:15:41 UTC  

she was trying so hard to fuck and i didnt go with it

2018-10-01 21:15:44 UTC  

you thought you were in control

2018-10-01 21:15:46 UTC  

finally after 9 shots she breaks me

2018-10-01 21:15:49 UTC  

and then she cucks me

2018-10-01 21:15:52 UTC  

femoids would often do and say things like that

2018-10-01 21:15:58 UTC  

just to give you a confidence boost

2018-10-01 21:16:15 UTC  

you've got manipulated by a femoid

2018-10-01 21:16:32 UTC  

mfw pure volcel femoids stand no chance against me

2018-10-01 21:16:54 UTC  

it wasnt for a confidence boost, she definitely wanted to fuck

2018-10-01 21:17:07 UTC  

like she grabbed my hand and put it in her whore pants

2018-10-01 21:17:12 UTC  

she just backed out last minute and i got cucked

2018-10-01 21:17:14 UTC  

@PandaTanner sorry for interrupting your comfy conversation, but did you ever think about a way to retaliate?

2018-10-01 21:17:18 UTC  

yeah

2018-10-01 21:17:26 UTC  

drive back to spokane, waste another $80 on gas

2018-10-01 21:17:28 UTC  

why retaliate

2018-10-01 21:17:32 UTC  

kick her in the stomach with steel toed boots