ababa is just stalin's cock

– Stachu?
– But who's speaking?
– Who is speaking to the phone?
– Uhh, this is Jadzia.
– Listen up, is Stachu home?
– No, he isn't.
– Fucking shit, why he had gone to headquarters, cut down my forest, walked on my ground, taken my money, who gave him a permission. You're going to tell this son of a bitch where did he go or he will rot in hell and drown in blood! He dumped my forest, why the hell he rode our horse and cut down our forest?!
– Who is speaking?!
– I will fucking give you „who is speaking”! You will rot in hell, drown in blood, you motherfucking fucks!
– What do you want?!
– I will fucking tell you what I want! I will tell you: where is the money for the forest?!
– What do you want, we have only been on 50th anniversary, we have…
– Fuck, I was there, I know where have you been, what have you done, I will fucking make you 50th anniversary, I will fucking all, fucking fucks! Give me back my money, you damn motherfuckers, fucking fiery acid thunders, may fucking fiery acid thunders strike you down, uuuuhh.

@PandaTanner btw when is he coming to poland?

>I will fucking all, fucking fucks!
>fucking fiery acid thunders, may fucking fiery acid thunders strike you down
this is actually fairly close to how swearing in polish sounds like

kurwa pierdole

@seler this summer

probably june

we are coming together

so i am invested

Shit, I thought my city (Szczecin) was organizing The Tall Ship's Races finals this year (it's usually in june) but unfortunately not. It's in 2021. That's actually one of a few legit reasons to visit my city once in a while.
You could've pretended to be a sailor and get your dick destroyed.

*Scuttle*

https://twitter.com/so_mad_so_funny/status/1078913256771575810

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@Wan Huey Hey what are you doing there

я ненастояще не обращаи внимане на меня

@Wan Huey#1234

@Jansaf hello

Ahlan

do you pledge eternal allegiance to the Peoples Republic of China

@Jansaf

Only when against Muricans

<:GWchinaMaikaWut:377110484639285249>

but do you love EUROPE

Mix feelings

wow

not loving europe

not my friend anymore!

<:GWnanamiBaka:402195691667062785>

I hate France

I hate Spain

I hate England

I love Germany

I love Italy

I love you

<:GWnanamiNaruLove:399931010407464962>

why hate spen

spen is qt

bad comfy

@lemion why norway not in the eu pls join

efta is close enough its ok