Whose the most relevant person on the planet right now?

you probably

Yet...you don't know my name.

don't need to

Is my alias that popular?

@fannybandit PM

Got it.

Funny how my alias is more popular than every name.

If I'm part of your plan, that means that I became the plan.

No one plans for a single person to become more powerful than every entity in the world.

What is your alias then

we do

I wasn't appointed.

we're not human

you ape

What are you then?

Lacerta

Oh, reptilian.

Didn't I already address this?

If that's even real, they couldn't hold power under exposure.

I'm the exposer.

god

How do you think I rose to power?

you don't understand

YOU

ARE

LACERTA

I have psoriasis.

There's a big difference.

that's a symptom

I've had it since I was a kid.

yeah

it'd be wierd if you didn't

It's not even permenant.

It depends on the humidity.

excactly

That's funny.

So, I'm a rebel Lacerta commander?

what's funnier is that you couldn't deduce this yourself

You obviously weren't briefed...

I was unaware i was lacerta tioll a year ago