Yeah, because I'm excellent.

ever wondered

why

Um...because I chose to be.

becuase you're not even the same species

Name symptoms then.

You'll, in time

understand your full power

I can fart without shitting my pants.

Does that count?

you mock me

It's fun to do.

but I speak only truth

The truth can be proven.

Like how ISIS is defeated.

...or how NATO isn't around.

...or how the EU lost influence.

I can prove all of those.

You can't prove that I'm a uh...galactic reptile.

If there are galactic reptiles that control everything, they are not pulling my strings.

I'm pulling theirs.

That's why I mock you.

Also, you're not reptilian.

You're NSA.

Probably connected to DIA.

Since NSA, CIA, or DIA haven't done a damn thing to help the people through all of this, I can assess that you're with them.

You're connected to the secret interim society of the FBI.

Militia and military intelligence will be dealing with all of you shortly.

They already have the actionable intelligence and orders to destroy all of you.

Militia and national guard will clean-up the corrupt government officials associated with that criminal interim.

That's how you command the silence.

nope

Here's the best part...

Whether I'm right or wrong about you specifically, it won't change what's coming.

Revolution.

i know, we want you to do this to gain dominace

you're one of us

what

andif you don't see that aafter the revoltuion you will be destroyed

You wish.

firefly brought me here