its alright here

i got muh guns

and muh trees

i think we have better gunz lawz than you do cock

tbh

id like some guns

oh im guessing you cant have any in chinaland

btw how much do hitmen services cost there

well

i can

because of my """security clearance"""

ohhhhhhh

i mean you might idk

wait

lol what can you have

aka the social credit scheme

michagan?

just handgunz

MICHIGAN

reeeee

allegedly

only shotguns and handguns I think

no automatics

right

but most people here have swords at home

the autistic kind that you see in martial arts movies

nog you are mistaken

not very useful

>handgun required regestry

nope nope nope

if you sharpen a wooden stake

you can easily kill someone with a sword

spears have greater reach

>implying anyone follows the laws

well i would if i ever owned any firearms

>moving goal posts

however

inb4 he reports you to the feds

HOWEVER

>MOVING THE FUCKING GOAL POSTS

yeah