A Castilian man goes into a Catalan bar and asks for a coffee. The waiter gives him the coffee and says in Catalan: "That will be one euro."
The Castilian takes out his wallet and puts 0.95€ on the table.
The waiter says in Catalan: "five cents are missing"
The Castilian ignores him and sips his coffee.
The waiter insists in Catalan again: "I'm sorry? I told you there are five cents missing, sir"
The Castilian sips his coffee like nothing happened.
The waiter says again in Catalan: "sir, you're hearing me perfectly, you only gave me 95 cents although the coffee costs 1 euro"
The Castilian is only paying attention to his coffee.
Desperate, the waiter switches to Spanish and yells nervously: "sir, you're ignoring me on purpose, you didn't pay full price for your coffee! I'm trying to run a business here so please stop with this charade and acknowledge that you owe me five cents!"
The Castilian slowly reaches for five cents in his wallet and says:
"You know, you Catalan piece of shit... I knew that for five miserable cents... you'd speak Spanish."
