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There needs to be expert basement tacticians to replace the limp-dick commanders.

your strategem will be destroyed

and so willy our sanity

be the change u wish to see b

you gotta be those limp dicked commanders

maybe you can be a limp dicked basement tactician

Nah, I'm the basement commander with a war boner.

Until I get a field commission, here I'll stay.

Besides, top tacticians don't need to be in the field.

i see

A tactician is the hand that moves the chess pieces, not the king on the board.

Even the king is just a piece, but that hand is irreplaceable.

have you been watching too much anime?

I don't watch anime.

hmmmmm

🤔

Should i watch anime or something?

I'd rather watch and respond to world events.

I prefer reality.

nah you just sound like the main character of a show called no game no life

That sounds like me.

There's always a game that needs winning.

It's the ones who want to stalemate that are my biggest concern.

The profiteers.

We have too many corrupt commanders who are told to not do anything about Turkey.

That's where tacticians like me come into play.

Commanders then become pieces on a board.

Nazism is fucking gay

Luckily I skipped college.

you skipped college?

Stale wars are fucking gay.

whered you get so skilled at being a tactician then

The military.

Also self-taught.

i c

You can't be taught how to be a tactical God.

I'm like Ender...post-puberty.

wow

impressive