I once did a read on my mom

And it said the most horrible stuff

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Very cool

But you can use it as an excuse to touch girls hands

Which makes them attracted to yoy

Smart

Phisical touch gets them wet

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Lel

This bus literall smells like fart

Stop farting stinky

Its amazing how much like fart it smells

I haven't farted in years

Do you poop

My bowels dont produce gas anymore

Just liquid

All a lot of people and their assholes use it

Sit down

And toot a silent one

I dont believe you

Everyone farts

Even the queen and the pope

Even cute girls

Those are devil spawn

I was touched by god

Just last nigjt

Your dick is smll

Its above average

Dont lie to yourself

I measured

Everyone is "above average"

I have no need to lie

Iam a virgin anyways

Wait what

Yes

Hehe

I thought you were a based god

Like me

Kek

I know