time for russian disco d-_-b

each contestant is presented with a picture of a celebrity wearing a necklace, a ring and etc.

they have to guess the brand of the jewelry

it would be called "guess the jewel"

god i'm fucking drunk

I just cracked open my third bier

its also my last one sadly

read it like you cracked open your sister

I wish

i dotn even have a sis <:notlikethis:457980100504190977>

welp, buy more beer

I am not putting on clothes today

i've heard that's very cheap in krautistan

ye I guess

wouldn't your sister's knees need to be closed first

she may come willingly, legs spread, but her ass is still shut tightly

i love incest

you cant even imagine

i have a fren from frankfurt, and he told me that moscow is very expensive in terms of beer

okay

creep

blood needs to be pure

niggers like you dotn understand

so basically beer is like free in germany

like 60 cts a can

60 what?

unless you buy the *really* cheap ones

eurocents

cheapes I've seen go for like 26

lol it's even lower than moscow prices

Is your username @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig because you ride one to your daily meetings at the job centre?

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>being so americanized you can only think in terms of cooperations

why germany is so poor shithole?

is it?

and full of turks also

thats true unfortunately

don't you have a refugee to guide towards your mum's puss?

you probably think I havent heard these joeks a hundred times

i always thought that germany is superior until a fren redpilled me

you're German, I think that was the first time you heard a joke