y'all should build a house in my digestive track and live there

you can mine my shit nuggets

bounce around on my prostate a bit

make me splooch

yep

that would be nice

i rode

30kms

on my dick

in less than 1.5 hour

I remember running a tenth of that distance in a third ofthat time

so I guess good for you

my sis went rollerblading today or sth

I went for a walk with a dog

rollerblading kurwa jebać

but only like 3km i think

rolkarze sa najgorsi jeżdża jebani idioci drogami rowerowymi chuja ich wyprzedzisz bo są nieprzewidywalni ale mozna sie na dupe popatrzec chociaz

stop speaking the secret language

was ur sis cute in rllerblades

rollerblading is fun

did she wear protective gear

but i dont have htem anymore

helmet and elbow and knee protection

?

oh dont forget the gloves

rollerblades

protective gear is gay

yes

but necessary

rollerbaldes are a pain in the butt to stop

what do you mean necessary

you have those little rubber didlos

my sis hasnt died so far

they dont work for shit

so I guess rollerblades are safe

so the only way to stop is falling down

and oyu can only fall down safely with protective gear

these rubber niggers at the end

fucking suuck

running is the best...

like erasers you have at school