god i wish that were me

well, i already have a beard, so i need a crown and it will be done

t!google how do i have a crown

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Dishwasher doesn't work :(

good morning nogs

hello kangaroo buddy

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@impertinence shave

so, how do you don't fall down when you're non the other side of the earth?

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ sorry?

you don't like beards?

Depends tbh

depends on what then

have u seen spiderman?

That's cold

How big is the beard and how the person looks like with/without it but mostly I don't like it

@Forfeis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

>bong bc

In kindergarten once I had to put the plates on the tables etc for lunch and take the water there and I took the water from the wc to one table because I disliked a kid there

@Forfeis bongs be bongs!

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ well, i have no problem with shaving, i once shaved my head too, but now it have long hair and a beard and i like it

Post beard

did the kid die or get autism

No :c

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ are you cheating on me

people unironically tell me that all kindergardeners are good at heart

No 😳

ok

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I love you

@rogalik 🌹

i lub u too ❤

Baby please accept this rose in the name of my love

Are you thicc

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