3 of my grandparents were Irish

my face is way asymmetrical

Shalom

thats why you are ugly über

uber isnt rly ugly

his style is

I am beautiful

cut your hair

nah

delusions of grandeur

shave your beard

nope

and you will look decent

uber

ur beard is weak

i know

soy beard

just wait til ur 30

maybe it will be a good beard by then

idc

I am doing it out of spite

against who

the world

and my grandma

what the hell bro edgy...

ur grandma just loves u

no she doesnt

she cant help but give you some real talk

btw that black asian nigga is now bald

Me like a couple of months back

100%

man bun baldness you mean?

is that a thing

apaprently

because they tend to be so tight

prolonged wear damages your follicles or smth

he joined the military

no more long hair

thats an iphone

youre rich