Guess who woke up still hammed from last night

Guess who was looking at strip clubs in Kyiv at 7am 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@MinmusxMinmus bruh

Im starting to sleep face up

And its weird

But i hope it fixes my posture

My bed smells like piss

Did you do wee wee in bed again @jaun.

deep

@Kraftwerk my gf did

What is she like 5 😂

@iisu saved

This how brits plan there holiday

my gf squirted my bed and now it smells like pis

How to turn your gf into the cheapest whore in the world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzONfhz-1vo

Give her a pound and say this is what you're gonna do to her all night.

play this during sex jajajaj

pirate music

I was looking for the £ symbol on my keyboard when you cut in and ruined the joke. <:angery:474501987619307530>

jajajajajajaja nigga

gm

hello

i have sex

do you?

yes

no

🤢

Hey

👀👀👀

the side of my hand is twitching

its making me uncomfortable

Need sugar?

dunno

Have a cup of tea with sugar or a chocolate bar

i have none of that at home

no chocolate bar?

no