Message from @Swiss Dave

Discord ID: 639134373630705694


2019-10-30 16:09:03 UTC  

possibly fake

2019-10-30 16:09:10 UTC  

always looked the ssame

2019-10-30 16:09:13 UTC  

<:thonking:318673885497262091>

2019-10-30 16:09:17 UTC  

my grandpa also has thick hair like me

2019-10-30 16:09:38 UTC  

too bad i only got his hair genes and everything else from my fucking mother

2019-10-30 16:09:44 UTC  

well maybe my cheekbones too

2019-10-30 16:09:58 UTC  

i got everything from my mother except cheekbones and height

2019-10-30 16:10:05 UTC  

she says I will turn grey before I hit 30

2019-10-30 16:10:15 UTC  

I

2019-10-30 16:10:21 UTC  

admit my crime crime crime

2019-10-30 16:10:23 UTC  

I'm a nigger

2019-10-30 16:10:51 UTC  

😔

2019-10-30 16:10:53 UTC  

🙏

2019-10-30 16:11:13 UTC  

pray for me

2019-10-30 16:11:16 UTC  
2019-10-30 16:11:21 UTC  

you look like some kind of disney villain @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

2019-10-30 16:11:21 UTC  

i tried :(

2019-10-30 16:11:24 UTC  

like some kinda jafar

2019-10-30 16:11:38 UTC  

no I am Jesus

2019-10-30 16:11:41 UTC  

fug u

2019-10-30 16:11:49 UTC  

you look too angry and evil to be jesus

2019-10-30 16:11:59 UTC  

jesus was a semite btw

2019-10-30 16:12:03 UTC  

duh

2019-10-30 16:12:08 UTC  

this is an angry look?

2019-10-30 16:12:10 UTC  

heck

2019-10-30 16:12:20 UTC  

you kind of

2019-10-30 16:12:21 UTC  

naturally

2019-10-30 16:12:28 UTC  

have a soft angry expresison

2019-10-30 16:12:30 UTC  

in your face

2019-10-30 16:12:36 UTC  

might be the eyebrows not sure

2019-10-30 16:13:14 UTC  

This is my normal face when I am outside

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/639134732059148318/IMG_20190808_133037.jpg

2019-10-30 16:13:30 UTC  

you look angry but that's probably cause of squinting due to sun

2019-10-30 16:13:39 UTC  

yes

2019-10-30 16:13:48 UTC  

uber looks like the titans

2019-10-30 16:13:51 UTC  

from shingeki no kyojin

2019-10-30 16:13:56 UTC  

<.<

2019-10-30 16:13:59 UTC  

not true

2019-10-30 16:14:21 UTC  

i look like the titans

2019-10-30 16:14:24 UTC  

from greek mythology

2019-10-30 16:14:26 UTC  

>normal