jesus

females are disgusting

motion to ban vaginas

piss is mainly salty

Next thing you'll tell us you like to suckle on used tampons

not very bitter

Dude its not a hobby I’ve done it like once

after taste is bad and persistent tho

Yeah it's fucking ammonia

What do you expect

Cum is really hot

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thats gay

Just jizz on your own face bro

cum is hot until I cum

then its just a bother

same goes with everythign else in the world

I love rorschach

Such a qt

After you nut sex becomes as interesting as mowing the lawn, true

after you nut

then you nut again

after copulation the devil's laughter is heard

dont let them take your seed

The devil is only laughing because you lasted all but 20 seconds though

kek

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I would never put a womans pleasure above mine own

retard

good luck gf cheating on you because you cant satisfy her

cant have a gf cheating on you if you dont have a gf

hehe

based

Having good sex is like efficiently operating a handcart on rails

If one is lagging the cart won't go forward

Dicks are really hot

wew

yes