Met Santa down the pub

I don't know much about being a Brit but I'm very worried about you and think you should stop getting drunk every evening.

Only had a hour sleep since 2am Friday morning

@Kraftwerk

https://mobile.twitter.com/Saczak1/status/1205844260228083715

😂

i wanted to say something

but i forgot

happens

do you also sometimes think fo something you want to look up while masturbating but forget what it was once your done

No

happens all the fucking time

for example a song I want to listen to

When im masturbating i only think about cooming

I wish it was that easy

masturbation is detached from pleasure

Coom

until I reach the point of no return

I have to trick myself into nutting

You're past that point in a more general sense.

I guess so

there's one specific kind of person i really dislike

people who aren't open to trying local food when visiting a foreign country

And how do they usually respond when you tell them this?

"I dont wanna try it"

then I go

why not

"you're being cringe, just try it, you idiot"

and then they tell me they dont wanna try it again

and it's that kinda back and forth

Maybe they don't want to try it.

until either one gives up

of course they don't want to try it

but they should

You don't sound like a very pleasant travel companion.

for people like that no

take @Kirischir for example

he didnt wanna try some food but i asked him to more than once and he gave up because he knows it's rude to refuse offered food, and he has manners

Onto the next pub

So you're saying he's a pussy

no i'm saying he has honour