also dog is stupid

cant walk on a leash

a dog is only as good as its master

>OH MY GOSH IS IT GONNA BITE ME

i think you need like an hour of very intensive exercise with her before you take her on a walk

>not if you give me head

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig I didn't take care of her when she was young

Imagine.

what a shame

parents and sister did

they didnt care a shit

to properly train her

they just instantly gave up because shes very energetic

The woman or the dog?

too be fair

I'm confused.

i didnt care about the doggo at all back then

was she a pup when you got her

ye

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig Change name to pedober.

no

haha uber pedo

I had a female friend who wore a pedobear T-shirt.

peedoodoo#

And she was flat too.

peedoodleydoo#

the state orders you to start having sex

Noooooo

tfw no flat chest gf to make her dress like a little girl with sideways ponytails and ageplay.

else what?

ywn be a daddy dom to a sissy sub gf.

else you be forced to have sex

they are called pigtails

mfw no state gf

I want a state norwegian gf

have sex or have sex basically

@BheaBby <:uwu:456208314817314817>

I'd rather die thank you very much

not an option

I will just go away inside