Message from @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

Discord ID: 656869529561071636


2019-12-18 14:33:36 UTC  

My bf asked me for a gym pic so i sent it to him

2019-12-18 14:33:40 UTC  

But she actually gave him a pic of the gym

2019-12-18 14:33:45 UTC  

Haha syke

2019-12-18 14:34:23 UTC  

Should I buy a pack of cigs or play on bookies for the same amount of money?

2019-12-18 14:34:56 UTC  

Fuck off animefag

2019-12-18 14:35:08 UTC  

It’s his own fault

2019-12-18 14:35:35 UTC  

He could’ve said "send me a pic of you at the gym"

2019-12-18 14:35:49 UTC  

Apologize for holocaust kurwo

2019-12-18 14:36:01 UTC  

why do you talk to your gf on discord

2019-12-18 14:36:08 UTC  

is it a long distance relationship

2019-12-18 14:36:10 UTC  

bf*

2019-12-18 14:36:19 UTC  

@bar can I have a pic of you at gym ;_;

2019-12-18 14:42:32 UTC  

dunno he sounds likea dork

2019-12-18 14:44:08 UTC  

I found a nice church

2019-12-18 14:44:12 UTC  

built by Danes

2019-12-18 14:44:14 UTC  

<:sukub_male:318677351842185216>

2019-12-18 14:44:23 UTC  

bar is desperate enough to date a dork as log as he is german

2019-12-18 14:44:24 UTC  

Shall I buy a pack of cigs or play on bookies for the same amount of money?

2019-12-18 14:44:56 UTC  

Buy some candy

2019-12-18 14:44:59 UTC  

dorks can be bros

2019-12-18 14:45:07 UTC  

look at this chimera

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/656869562880360458/800px-Ribe_Domkirke_28Esbjerg_Kommune29.png

2019-12-18 14:45:16 UTC  

Nobody cares

2019-12-18 14:46:30 UTC  

are you a roast

2019-12-18 14:46:38 UTC  

imo a bro is a male comrade who shares your ideals and has your back

2019-12-18 14:46:46 UTC  

Hes kind of a dork

2019-12-18 14:46:53 UTC  

To be fair

2019-12-18 14:47:07 UTC  

see?
I a ma people person I know such things

2019-12-18 14:47:10 UTC  

But hes really adorable so it’s all the better

2019-12-18 14:47:38 UTC  

because I have the fighting spirit of a lion

2019-12-18 14:47:43 UTC  

and I watched a lot ofbruce lee movies

2019-12-18 14:47:57 UTC  

🐒

2019-12-18 14:48:17 UTC  

because you are very close minded

2019-12-18 14:48:25 UTC  

and cynical

2019-12-18 14:48:28 UTC  

EVIL

2019-12-18 14:49:46 UTC  

I wish I could tag Brazil

2019-12-18 14:49:49 UTC  

😔

2019-12-18 14:50:53 UTC  

no no no no no

2019-12-18 14:52:26 UTC  

oh wait guys

2019-12-18 14:52:26 UTC  

wtf

2019-12-18 14:52:30 UTC  

EL CLASSICO TODAY