i think i will masturbate

go with god, my son

thats the plan

🙂

Jeffrey Poopstein

didn't poop himself

Lol

Dog poop

@Swiss Dave made you smirk didn't it

oftentimes when I masturbate a certain song pops into my haed

it matches my standard stroking speed

kind of bothers me

you did

>look up the visa sites to see what dates are available for an appointment
>dates for short term visas are available but there is literally nothing available for long term visa dates in the entirety of 2020
The absolute state

im alone at the office, blasting music from my phone using office wifi and shitposting on discord
literally paid to shitpost and do as if I was home

3 more hours of this

what do you work as

kek

desk job

unspecified unqualified desk job at a lawyer's office

nice

is the office comfy

it's cozy i guess

do you have a coffee machine

yeah but I never use it

you dont like coffee?

I drink 1 coffee at the bar before going to the office in the morning and 1 coffee after lunch before going back to work

I savour coffee, I don't use it as fuel

the coffee you get at the bar is probably way better

it is tbh

i dont drink it for taste personally

i kinda need it to function

yeah i get you

dont do the same mistake...

that's also kind of why I stick to my 2 coffees per day policy

Coffee has never "fueled" me in my entire life

It has absolutely no effect

ok retard

don't be rude

I literally drink it black and put a lot more grounds than anyone else around me does

shut up idiot