Man got full on lost in dick-thoughts

Because one day has to be my first time right

Im just a bit nervous

Shower sex is also really hard because im very tall and shes short

Why are you so obsessed with the red goo goo?

Do you wanna go into your first time nervous and squeamish

No ill probably have been drinking for a while

No need to be so emotional.

Yeah just man up and eat bread made with vagina yeast

pussy

A good captain can sail the red sea.

Take a walk.

Sure

Ill see how it goes

I hope i dont cum

I met her when i still couldnt cum

So she still thinks im unable to

But ive came for a while now

Dumb bitch thinks you can't cum when you can. So what? Just bee yourself.

Just be yourself indeed

Thanks guys

Take tjis rare tarzan pic

Just b

Yourself

🐝

Deerzan.

@rogalik whatcha think

could the trum**pet** win at 2020

https://tenor.com/view/louis-armstrong-playing-trumpet-gif-12235533

@bigfriendoncampus hello, where are you from?

@violetvenomkiss ive read about this petition yes, it's ebin, i hope the pope intervenes

@violetvenomkiss i'd say hes the favorite

no strong dmc candidate

they're all old

Really depends on the Dem candidate

buttigieg isnt

but he won't make it through the primaries

It's mostly decided on the presidential debates and Biden and Warren are terrible debaters

Only hope is Bernie

and anyway americans won't have a president with a BUTT in his surname