she has bigg tiddies

y!hug @yeezus

did akb sleep with the christmas girl after the first date

no right

it wasnt their first date

y!kiss hart

HELLO

No one cares enough to know

you bf has had more gf than you

@killjoy go ask him

such cases

i WILL fucking ask him

you cunt

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Always trust your gut-feeling, kids

Drunken people are dangerous in general

Especially on the road

im on a train idiot

I don't care what you're riding you mongoloid

I've seen weird things with drunken women

They’re scarier on the sidewalk

not so much with drunken men

Idk alcohol makes me ungodly horny and then ungodly sleepy

Nigga wtf when im drunk i dont wanna talk to u just leave me alone im vibin

Alcohol makes me either laugh a lot or incredibly angry about nothing

>Idk alcohol makes me ungodly horny

Seriously nothing fucking works anymore guess i gotta cope with heroin next

this is what I was referring to

And then they sue u for rape when wske up next to u

you live in the land of Suomi, it's normal

Nah I’m the one doing the raping

Nigga ur like what

If they're drunk enough to fuck you they're also drunk enough to sign a consent form

4Ft tall

5’4

SMOL

I'm that too

lmoa