the atheist gets the girl

y!kiss yeea

I want a cat

I would name him Billy

even if it's female?

Yes

Cats don't give a shit about pronouns and what have you after all

guys

were dating right

Billie eilish

No not that adderall-addled cunt

she has bigg tiddies

y!hug @yeezus

did akb sleep with the christmas girl after the first date

no right

it wasnt their first date

y!kiss hart

HELLO

No one cares enough to know

you bf has had more gf than you

@killjoy go ask him

such cases

i WILL fucking ask him

you cunt

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Always trust your gut-feeling, kids

Drunken people are dangerous in general

Especially on the road

im on a train idiot

I don't care what you're riding you mongoloid

I've seen weird things with drunken women

They’re scarier on the sidewalk

not so much with drunken men

Idk alcohol makes me ungodly horny and then ungodly sleepy

Nigga wtf when im drunk i dont wanna talk to u just leave me alone im vibin

Alcohol makes me either laugh a lot or incredibly angry about nothing

>Idk alcohol makes me ungodly horny