:c

Probably learnt to read and write at 17

Tragic

worse

he still can't

Fek

he can't even speak

He leads a sad existence

Poor lad

bloodeh ‘ell m8 ya kent talk shite in fronna me

Makes me want to adopt him

ya fokin’ knob

So

@Ｋ▲ＩＳＥＲ I'd like to be your new dad

What's a Georgist

Call me father from here on out

can i be his mum

No

can i be his pedo uncle

You can be the uncle that touches him

Yes

ah shagg’d yer mum

Lmfao

JINX

JINX

@Ｋ▲ＩＳＥＲ Son why would you shag your grandmother

I thought I raised you better

ah’ll dew that tew

I'm very disappointed in you

If you weren't 30 already I'd banish you to your room

And confiscate your gay porn collection

fek auwff ya peace ah’ shite

ah dew wot ah want

Yes I can see that

Learning proper English it seems isn't something you want

wot tha fook didya jus saytah me ya lil’ bitch?

I don't really like repeating myself

So just reread it

ah’ll haev ya know ah graduate’d top ah moi class in tha nayvey seals

But you're from Norfolk

Not America