I know for a fact that "pineapple on pizza" is a fundamentally wrong thing. If I had a gf and said gf tried to convince me pineapple on pizza is ok and she really loves it, I would NEVER stop calling her a fucking retard for licking pineapple on pizza and I would never EVER try pineapple pizza

now seethe

😐

yee stop being mad online

yeealikvence do you want to be my mentor

why is everyone so tense

it'll make u age worse

@Lea why

i want a mentor

That boy aint right

alright

im sure it wont be too much trouble

and don't even try to tell me pineapple on pizza isn't such a big deal

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the blood of italians flows in my veins

you know they put tomatoes on pizza right

tomatoes have more sugar than pineapple

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stfu Lea

small bits of pineapple on a curry sauce based pizza is great

@Soul-entity i won't age poorly, all older women in my family look still young

how is this relevant at all

how old are you lea

fr stop that

just wondering

@yeezus ok be my gf

did I say SUGAR doesnt belong on pizza? No

I said pineapple doesnt belong on pizza

this is a fundemtal law of the universe

this isnt fun dave

i dont think anybody is having fun rn

I am

such as the law of gravity

i am having fun

i know you think were having fun with this conversation

you think im trying to be funny?

but were not

why are you guys so worked up?

Im laughing and cringing

Ngl

Im not trying to be funny