I was referring to ak's nonsensical idea of contributing to global warming

Nah, never heard of it. I only to to Aachen when I want to buy weed

I thought you lived there

Hmm

I'm between Köln and Düsseldorf

It's like 1.5 hours north of Aachen

Hello

I farted

I accidentally touched a woman's ass today

Was kinda cool experience

I hope you thoroughly washed your hands

She just looked at me

With a neutral expression

And I moved on

Felt awkward

>accidentally

Did she turn around to look at you?

Ye

Weird!

I came from a meeting and my mind was somewhere else

I didn't realize it was weird until I sat down

Will I get reported 😭

Depends on how pretty your face is

Idk if Im pretty

That would be kinda weird

kek

just because youre pretty doesnt mean you can molest people

I don't think anyone can bro

But some can get away with it

Doesnt mean you _can_ molest someone, but it does mean your molesting _will be_ more tolerated

gross

Dont tell me

Tell society

Dont worry shes gonna think it was accidental

😔

not if hes ugly

then it was on purpose

Women are mean spirited, she wont think thst

😔 ✌️

Beat women

thats what they want