Messsage from Flaxxer in tradworker #homesteading

John Mosby 2018-01-31 23:32:29  

My good friend's neighbor was riding his tractor through his field and flipped it onto a fire ant hill, and got pinned...they ate him alive.

Dangerlurking 2018-01-31 23:33:35  


John Mosby 2018-01-31 23:34:17  

Yerp...they actually kill more people than u'd think...mostly kids and people who are allergic, but that was a crazy case.

They were everywhere in bit on almost a daily basis.

Dangerlurking 2018-01-31 23:34:40  

Holy shit.

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 00:04:38  

TWP we homesteadin' again?

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 00:07:44  

Permaculture is the best culture

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 01:01:06  

Would anyone here be interested in me posting some of my herbal tea and tincture recipes in here in a PDF?

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:10:56  

Drop that shit nibba

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:13:18  

Granted I live in an area with absolutely no real vegetation that isn't SUCCulent or shrub

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:13:22  

Cactus tea fam

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:15:32  


Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:15:35  


Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:15:39  

Prickly pear

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:18:06  

Aloe isn't native here. It's Junipers, Pancake Cactus, Jumping Cactus, and Oak brush.

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:18:19  

Oh and Spanish Bayonets/Yucca

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:19:50  

You guys have cedars there?

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:19:56  

Do you know the species?

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:21:36  

Utah Junipers make up the majority of trees out here. There's a mountain range with a ton of Pinyon Pines near me. Flagstaff has cedars and aspens and such.

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:21:54  

We also have Joshua's and Ocotillo

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:22:12  

Gay desert shit

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:22:30  

The Virgin woodlands VS The Chad Desert

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:23:03  

It's actually a high semi-arid region on the Koppen Climate index

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:23:42

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:27:09  

We even have Tundra in Arizona 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:27:21  

And the snowiest city in America outside of Alaska

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:36:28  

I can't hear you over my HIGH CARRYING CAPACITY

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:36:57  

>Not weeding out the weak trough dehydration and sunstroke

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:37:05  

>imagine being that cucked

K Martin 2018-02-01 02:40:41  

> that feel when probably moving to Hot Desert soon

feels bad man

K Martin 2018-02-01 02:41:26  

Fucking havasu \

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:41:42  

Don't worry fam. We're gonna take Arizona for the TWP and make it into rich farm land so we can E A T

K Martin 2018-02-01 02:42:11  


K Martin 2018-02-01 02:42:40  

<:tradworkersymbol:374584413561946114> 🍴 🔃

FashyGoy1488 2018-02-01 02:43:07  

We eatin ass again?

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:43:47  

Should I go at eat again

Fash Dragon 2018-02-01 02:43:55  

I think it's chicken nuggets night

K Martin 2018-02-01 02:44:31  


K Martin 2018-02-01 02:44:43  

Just do it. Nike style.

Flaxxer 2018-02-01 02:53:47  

Also I can't tag him because he's got non standard characters in his name, but we've got a leaf in here that's moving down to Arizona soon and he's interested in getting a chapter rolling

FashyGoy1488 2018-02-01 04:11:15  

What would you do if a Jew entered your homestead?