Right here

Very

<#662514847308841001> looking at you

Alphabet bois taking notes right now.

*FBI agent tears up*

"god.. I gotta make my bed. "

I can’t stand seeing a bed unmade lmao

but anyway, it's pretty crazy the improvements you can make on yourself by just devoting an hour a day

It takes 2 minutes of your life to do it

Or 75$ a week to hire someone

That’s one way of looking at it

Hahahah

Depends how much 14 minutes of your time is worth to you

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Don’t forget about attack spoon

Tactical attack spoon

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Military grade tactical attack spoon

fully semi-automatic assault spoon

Assault Spoon

uh oh guys

I just got word that an Assault Spoon ban is coming

Fuck

"There is no reason whatsoever someone should have a spoon on them."

Fuck fuck time to stock up

Better stock up before they get sold out due to panic buying

https://youtu.be/OzVZMadRoSQ

Power of assault spoon

I’d you guys are very active and move a lot I’d look into nijmegen foot taping

Can’t boog if you can’t move.

Take care of your feet and they will take care of you

ye gonna need it for when we boogie oogie oogie till we just can't boogie no mooooreeeeee

Big igloo

I’m about to fuck a private up

What he do?

Call a rifle a gun? lol

What about we’re up on this hill doing our job, and we see this red light from the Mexican side getting closer to us. And at the same time my SGT is getting text saying we know you and know your on the hill we got a sniper spotted on you right now

So we get the fuck down right

We do our shit

And then we have fucking the entire border patrol and every LEO coming to us

And turns out this mother fucker from our company is sending these text and it happens to be right when this person is getting closer to us