Message from @Killerratchet
Discord ID: 663945829542789137
Tactical attack spoon
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Military grade tactical attack spoon
fully semi-automatic assault spoon
Assault Spoon
uh oh guys
I just got word that an Assault Spoon ban is coming
Fuck
"There is no reason whatsoever someone should have a spoon on them."
Fuck fuck time to stock up
Better stock up before they get sold out due to panic buying
Power of assault spoon
I’d you guys are very active and move a lot I’d look into nijmegen foot taping
Can’t boog if you can’t move.
Take care of your feet and they will take care of you
ye gonna need it for when we boogie oogie oogie till we just can't boogie no mooooreeeeee
Big igloo
I’m about to fuck a private up
What he do?
What about we’re up on this hill doing our job, and we see this red light from the Mexican side getting closer to us. And at the same time my SGT is getting text saying we know you and know your on the hill we got a sniper spotted on you right now
So we get the fuck down right
We do our shit
And then we have fucking the entire border patrol and every LEO coming to us
And turns out this mother fucker from our company is sending these text and it happens to be right when this person is getting closer to us
So this shits getting called off and this guys about to be fucked up
They had helis and Tac teams out lmao this guys about to get fucked
This like when a Seaman throws glow stick overboard and the ship has to stop whatever it was doing to turn around and start a search for a possible man overboard, meanwhile all the helos are spinning up to start a search. Only to find dude was pissed he had to go underway before the season of GoT finished.
What a ride
What’s gonna happen to him
Who knows at this point.
Do keep us updated on Carl's condition will ya...
It made its way into the battalion CSM
All within 20 minutes
He’s fucked lol
Gonna do the shot glass challenge with him tomorrow. Going to smoke him until a shot glass is full with his forehead sweat. Might take a few hours and a few breaks but it will happen.
