Nah

I'm joining military

It wouldn't have worked anyways

Which country

Us of a

I know Israel and shit

But it's a job

They pay me to workout and train

Hey, I'd do it if I could

Unfortunately my military has a massive backlog

And if all things go as planned I go spec ops and get paid to kill people and travel the world

What nation is that?

New Zealand

Don't you guys work with the aussies?

They have a pretty decent military ive heard

Sometimes

But you'll be supporting imperialism wouldn't you?

Meh

I need the money

What other option do I have

This isn't a "Need it for Leisure"

This town reminds me of my ex

This is, "I need to eat"

And I come from a. Military family

It just needs to happen

And Ye

I mean it's the best job

They pay for food

Housing

You can train

Travel

More proffesional than the civilian world

And you actually have a lot of freedom and down time

It's an easy fucking job so long as you get your shit done

I'm not doing it to be a hero or anything

I just know I need a new start

They'll pay for college

Pay for everything really

You could always move to America

I'm pretty sure we consider New Zealand an open state to recruit from

Don't have the lodgings and really don't want to