I would make a joke about the god emperor

But my 'ex' loved 40k

So I'm gonna kms instead

Not praising Horus

Anyone wanna suggest a method

Fucking pleb

Jump

>tfw she loved Horus's heresy

I hate you

>Breaking up with a girl who loves 40k and Horus Heresy

The fuck is the matter with you?

Your right

Unironically all jokes aside

She was amazing

40k included

I just saw the new sicario movie we've been planning on seeing for the past year or so today

Please tell me why I have to suffer so much

You're fated to be.

Thank you hitler-San words of wisdom with the wisest fuhrer-san

Thank you Stalin-san!

She really was perfect in so many ways brothers...I'm never gonna find someone like that again

Mate, all memes aside, hope things get better

I guess it's all downhill from here

Nah

I'm joining military

It wouldn't have worked anyways

Which country

Us of a

I know Israel and shit

But it's a job

They pay me to workout and train

Hey, I'd do it if I could

Unfortunately my military has a massive backlog

And if all things go as planned I go spec ops and get paid to kill people and travel the world

What nation is that?

New Zealand

Don't you guys work with the aussies?

They have a pretty decent military ive heard

Sometimes

But you'll be supporting imperialism wouldn't you?

Meh