The pic I first saw doesnt convince me that

Lol thats stupid but I like the bottom one

when you troll a libtard epic style

that's mega gay

So he was a narc?

Alexander the Great visits Diogenes and asks him if he wants anything. Diogenes replies, “yeah get out of the way, you’re blocking the sunlight”

I can read

no need to say it again

Telling an emperor to get out of the way is pretty badass

no its called being stupid

and a narc

And that’s when Alexander replied with “if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes”

that's bullshit

unless of course he was joking mockingly

He was the main philosopher of cynicism

Diogenes the Cynic

Cynicism is aids

A synonym for cynicism is skepticism

I thought you were a skepticist

No its not

Skepticist? Lol no Im a skeptic

Cynical = sceptical

I just said Im a skeptic

No it doesnt

Misspelt sceptic. Skepticism is scepticism

tomato tomato

its not a mispelling though

You’re definitely a cynic

You match all the blue

No Im not

And no I dont

I match the purple one

You don’t decide that, the people around you decide that

And you’re cynical af

No they dont and yes I can