you cant decide whether to be a commie or a fascist

the truth is out
I AM NAZBOL

nazbol is a branch of communism

your an alt of stalin @DA GOMMIE JOO

nobody here is named stalin

your literally stalin

oof

😮

😎

I am the ultimate nazbol, genetically engineered from hitler's single testicle and stalin's mustache

Communism is bad

Fascism is bad

capitalism and america good

two wrongs make a right

therefore nazbol is best

this is my only account you low iq faggots .im literally hitler

*||| goes offline*
*hitler comes online right afterwards*
seems legit

i just came back home like 13 minutes ago .i was exploring a snowy mountain

you have to admit that this guy is stealing your jerb though
how are you going to compete?

your a literal conspiracy theorist

hitler this guy is taking over your turf

dont tell me the nahtzees invented that term

you're gonna have to start ramping up production

hurr durr the cia are nahtzees

he even one-upped your "nahtzee" term

listen to me hitler
you're going out of style
this new ||| guy is cutting into your rep

how are you going to handle it?

i dont know what your talking about you faggot

he's just like you but better
-he's updated your lingo
-he's faster than you
-he's hip and in the loop
-he has 25 tabs open

how are you going to compete with him?

what will the new and improved hitler look like?

mechahitler

Equipped with deplorable zyklon b capsule projecting turrets

comes complete with nineteen vaccines infused with red mercury

Eyewitness accounts last reported the behemoth causing chaos in downtown LA, pictured here

why am i even here

damn