Message from @Caris Adryia

Discord ID: 552576880373530626


2019-03-05 19:17:47 UTC  

Yeah okay

2019-03-05 19:18:34 UTC  

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2019-03-05 19:21:20 UTC  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.



Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.



5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05



This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

2019-03-05 19:26:04 UTC  

Stay hard fellas

2019-03-05 19:26:05 UTC  

Ok

2019-03-05 19:26:23 UTC  

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***ApplicationBot#8769 was banned***

2019-03-05 19:27:55 UTC  

Oof

2019-03-05 19:33:43 UTC  

Hey @Overseer Strasser what is euro Halloween pls I’m euro and idk what that is

2019-03-05 19:34:40 UTC  

Same

2019-03-05 19:35:24 UTC  

Where u from tim

2019-03-05 19:36:28 UTC  

Crotata

2019-03-05 19:36:30 UTC  

Why can't Mexicans play UNO?

They steal all of the green cards.

2019-03-05 19:36:38 UTC  

we heb it heer

2019-03-05 19:36:42 UTC  

in clavik kantry

2019-03-05 19:37:54 UTC  

Why are dollars green?

Because the jews keep picking them before they're ripe.

2019-03-05 19:38:31 UTC  

Oh

2019-03-05 19:40:39 UTC  

What do you call a jew in the sky?
A kike.

2019-03-05 19:42:20 UTC  

@Overseer Strasser what is with you and caging females

2019-03-05 19:42:28 UTC  

I just need to know my guy

2019-03-05 19:43:14 UTC  

Because BDSM is hardcore and fun

2019-03-05 19:43:28 UTC  

I like Bible Discussion Study Meetings

2019-03-05 19:43:37 UTC  
2019-03-05 19:43:42 UTC  

I never did.

2019-03-05 19:44:00 UTC  

ah i went onto the wrong christian server

2019-03-05 19:44:04 UTC  

My bad

2019-03-05 19:44:14 UTC  

I will do BDSM else where

2019-03-05 19:44:39 UTC  

@Supreme Dicky 🇭🇺 Why would you need a cage if you can restrain her with your own hands.

2019-03-05 20:01:27 UTC  

wow

2019-03-05 20:02:29 UTC  

where did u come from lmao @Caris Adryia

2019-03-05 20:02:29 UTC  

@Overseer Strasser yes. yes you did say

2019-03-05 20:02:39 UTC  

u cant hide from supreme dicky

2019-03-05 20:02:42 UTC  

Leftypol

2019-03-05 20:02:56 UTC  

I never did.

2019-03-05 20:03:09 UTC  

Im politically natcom but sexually ancap.

2019-03-05 20:05:50 UTC  

im no leftypol

2019-03-05 20:05:50 UTC  

youre too weak to restrain her with your own hands @Overseer Strasser hehehe

2019-03-05 20:06:05 UTC  

@Supreme Dicky 🇭🇺 You dont lift dont you.

2019-03-05 20:06:21 UTC  

Actually, I do.

2019-03-05 20:06:32 UTC  

Ok we will have to test that sometime.

2019-03-05 20:06:47 UTC  

Ok.