I needa 7ft viking gf to pin me against the wall and pumch me in the face

And if I still had the same waifu, i would be a pedo

Goin straight for the Valks I see

*cross starts burning*

Cause I was younger than her

And wtf am I giving so much details?

Im drunk

Whats your excuse

Well

Its cool bros, no judge

I was 14

Enough said

And she's 16

Now im 19

Thats a no no

*Still legal in Japan*

I mean, in Brazil too

Here we can make sex with 14 years old

Legally doesn't mean right

So im sticking with my US citizenship and follow the good'ol 18 year old law lol

True. And oof 14? That's a bit too young for me. That'll be a no from me dogg

Yeah

>can have sex at 14

>can only buy porn magazines when you hit 18

I can't fuck something who can't shoot a 50 bmg and not fly back a hilarious amount of feet

>big oof

But I get what you're saying. Both of y'all

Thats why I like older girls

Its a guarantee

That 31 year old chick can say the same

Ahh, got a taste for the MILFs do ya?

Course I do

She likes shotta or idk lol

Same here

The MILF thing

I've been trying to fuck moms, but their kids don't let me eat their fruit snacks and it kind of pisses me off

Banged a 31 year old chick and im 19

Drop kick the lil greedy jews