Yeah, I just did it

But don't jerk off too often

You'll get sick like me

(No kidding)

What? Did you go blind?

Yea

Wat

Lulz

But seriously, you can get addicted, and have erection problems

You'll get hard for things you shouldn't be

S P O O K Y

Get a pocet pussy my guy

Pocket

Also her is my cat

Fuck

Here

Wait, are you implying your cat is your pocket pussy?

What the fuck did I just read 🤣🤣🤣

Oh Gods no

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@Deleted User I’ve been there but silver lining

Mo money in yo pocket

I was going to go with "There's no one to tell me I can't kill commies now' but that works too

Close enough

See gotta get one that supports your commie killing

My lady knows that I'm about the goon life and she supports it

My first wife hated me having guns. My 2nd wife gives me money to buy guns and parts and goes shooting with me

^^^^^

That's what you gotta aim for

My first girlfriend, hummm, dunno

If they love you truly they will support you no matter what

Burger

Burgor

Burgar

Just a sec

Lemme cry a bit

Use your tears for lubrication

For?

Jerkin it